I love broccoli florets, they’re delicious. I made the mistake once of buying a bag of frozen vegetables labeled “Broccoli” instead of “Boccoli Florets”. What that bag contained was a collection of the hardest broccoli stems and wiltyest leaves I’ve […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Westminster Dog Show is actually letting cats in. I did not make that up. It’s in a very limited capacity now, but I can foresee a time when pushing breakables off shelves is a major event. A lot of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And that’s how babies are made. Glad we had this talk, champ. I’ll see you downstairs for dinner. I’m gonna be participating in a forty-eight hour film making competition with some friends this weekend so, if you don’t hear from […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I miss Samus too, Reggie. More in the way you miss an old friend than an old flame, but I miss her. There’s always been two very different sides to Samus, the tough-as-nails bounty hunter and the lady who runs […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t judge, you know you’ve done it too. I’ll admit that I’ve looked for my phone while I’m actively talking on it. I just got back from a meeting of the Salty ‘Ham Cartooneestas, it’s always fun to get together […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The original Ninja Gaiden is a classic. That game has some weird enemies though. Boxers, football players, weird monkeys that run across the ground, Andrew Dice Clay, but as strange as all those are, they aren’t gonna kill you. The […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This trick is something that my brothers and I would actually do when we were kids. We couldn’t afford the opulence of a true fighter’s vest. I did this again just a minute ago and, let me tell you, it’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I work at a college and there isn’t an executive washroom, at least not one they let me into. Since the restroom is visited by many people throughout the day, there’s an even chance that you’ll be faced with the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
