We don’t do spanking in my house but when I was a kid it was still very much what the people call “a thing”. Most times it was hand or belt but on special occasions you got to go pick […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for March, 2017
There has to have been at least one natural gas leak that ended tragically because of an excessive farter, right? P.S. I just got a squiggly line that indicates that “farter” is not a word. YOU LIE, SPELLCHECK!!
I can’t promise that this will be the last comic I draw about Breath of the Wild, but it will probably be the last one about weapon durability. I’ve got about thirty five more shrines to find before I can […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes I think it’s possible that I eat entirely too much cereal. Then I remember that there is no such thing as too much cereal.
There are a lot of really cool weapons in Breath of the wild and, for the most part, the weapon durability mechanic doesn’t bother me too much. It’s forced me to experiment with different types of combat which is great…for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why do we never hear about cat gentlemen? Surely they must exist, and yet we put all the onus on women. If the internet has taught me anything it’s that everyone is into cats… EVERYONE. If it weren’t for cats […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If a Ziploc bag like this exists, I couldn’t find it online the other day. If I get a bag of nuts or trail mix at a gas station I don’t pour it into my hand. I’m a busy man, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know how I pulled myself away from Breath of the Wild long enough to write this comic or this post, or to eat and sleep for that matter. This game has everything I’ve ever loved about Zelda with […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes, I take my dog outside and she pees and then wanders aimlessly around the yard for what feels like an eternity. Once we’re back inside, the dog having not pooped in the yard, she immediately goes to her food […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The folks at Boston Dynamics are at it again. Every time they release a new robot the internet starts screaming Skynet. I’ll tell you what I think: robots are rad! I’m not gonna apologize for it either. So don’t be jealous […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…