Don’t look it directly in the eyes, that’s how it marks you.

There are people in my family (you know who you are) who do Elf on the Shelf and go all out, setting up amazing dioramas on a daily basis. That is awesome. We do not do that at our house, so when the Elf comes out he just squats there like a judgmental demon, boring a hole into your very soul.

THOSE EYES, LIKE A DOLL’S EYES