Of course Mario believes that rhino horn gives you power in your pee-pee. In his defense, he’s led a life that would point to that being a possibility. The ridiculous thing is that there are people in the real world that believe the same thing, even though science tells us that horns are pretty much huge fingernails. Long story short: Don’t encourage poaching for your penis. Or at all for that matter.

Have a great weekend, you fastidious formica fasteners!!