Once, when I was but a lad, I went on a camping trip with my older brother and his friends. They somehow convinced me to do a sit-up with my eyes closed and what followed is pretty much what happens to good ol’ Drac.

Moral of the story is this: Keep your eyes open!

It’s a phrase my buddy Mike, over at The Midnight Citizen podcast, is quite fond of.

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