If Trapper Keeper art taught me anything about extraterrestrial life, it’s that it will most likely be made up of space faring, rainbow farting, sea mammals. In case you hadn’t heard, they did indeed find water on Mars and it’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for September, 2015
Fall is here folks and I’m ready for all that pumpkin spice shit: lattes, muffins, waffles, kerchiefs, jumper cables, TV personalities, you name it! EVERYBODY SEXING UP THE PUMPKINS ANNOUNCEMENT: Comments are back! Just don’t try to sell me Louis Vuitton.
Until recently I’d heard the word zeitgeist once, maybe twice in my life. Now I feel like I can’t go a day without seeing or hearing it somewhere. It’s a damn fun word to say, I’ll give you that, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Facebook is adding a ‘dislike’ button… this will end well. In other news, I’ve been playing the hell out of Super Mario Maker. I’m cranking out levels and I’d love for you to give them a try, so be on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I can remember a time before Mario was super, and to tell you the truth, it feels like it was just yesterday. My cousin had brought his NES over to my grandparents’ house and the whole family was downstairs taking […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I saw at least five roaches on my deck the other night. Technically my house is now condemned. KILL IT WITH FIREWORKS
Dude’s Night is a magical night that is not to be squandered, so long as it comes along every once in a while. I’m gonna be hanging out with my old dude crew this weekend and it’s going to be […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are only a few places where you should feel free to let the gas flow, bathrooms, the great outdoors, and anywhere they force you to stretch. THEY CALL THIS POSE THE BREEZY PROPHET