I feel weird when I mix milk from two different jugs. Even more so if they’re from different brands or stores, no idea why. HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE
Archive for August, 2015
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Look, you can eat and drink whatever makes you happy, but when I hear about people charging a premium for infused water, or paying one for alkaline water, I start staring into the middle distance for long periods of time. I can tell […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Who do orcas think they’re fooling with those eye spots? Me, they fooled me for many years. What do they need them for? To look even scarier to seals before they play around with their corpses? I’m on to you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’ve ever sucked up a bug in a bagless vacuum cleaner then you know what I’m talking about. They look like tiny multi-armed Magnetos inside their miniature plastic prison. Hell, if this works I’ll let the winner go free […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is pretty much the conversation that I had with my friend Jason the other day. For the record, the F-word Reggie was thinking of was frightful. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
Another pointless rerelease of Star Wars is coming. I had heard rumblings that Disney was going to bring out the original, unaltered Star Wars trilogy on blu ray for the holidays, but I was pretty sure that it was too good […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why? Why do this? I can’t count the amount of times some random dude has just come into a restroom where we’re the only two people there, made for the urinal right next to mine when there are a hundred […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
