I was at an Arby’s the other day, getting some milkshakes for my daughter and I, when the guy in the drive through window informed me that the bill had been covered by the car ahead of me. I thought […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for July, 2015
10 results.
What’s the end-game here spiders? I could kind of understand if I drove a Volkswagen Beetle, but I do not. Did you get that joke spiders? PROBABLY NOT
I haven’t seen the Ant Man movie, does this happen in it? You really shouldn’t enter someone else’s home and just start barking orders. That’s a jerk thing to do. ‘ROUND HERE HE’S CALLED AINT MAIN
Toronto went ape for a dead raccoon and now Rodney’s getting a big damn head about it. SHUT UP RODNEY
I don’t know if you’ve seen the new Batman V Superman trailer that premiered at Comic Con this year but it shows more of Superman’s parents being super shitty. In Man of Steel Pa Kent tells Superman to let kids […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Did you ever let a fart and it sounded like your ass was calling out to something? On another note, I saw Jurassic World and it was a damn good time. I’ve read and heard some unfavorable reviews and for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They spooned for eight straight hours. Baxter has no clue what sex is. YOU NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME
Crazy stuff happens on the fourth of July. One time I saw my dad blast his eyebrows off with a mortar shell. Another time I thought I blew-up my little brother with a bunch of firecrackers we had tied together. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Legend of Zelda: Triforce Heroes seems to be a game where three kids are going to constantly be making human totem poles and this is all I can think about when I watch clips of it. If this scheme works […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
