My wife recently got a fitbit and suggested that I may want to aquire one as well. I must admit, I’m interested in finding out if the device has some sort of lazy asshole alarm on it, because it will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for June, 2015
Happy 40th birthday Jaws! This comic has almost nothing to do with Jaws. SHARKS BE MAKING BANK ON THEM TEEF
I just beat Bloodborne for the second time this week and I started thinking about all the monster ass my character has been hands on with. It’s A LOT. If, by some chance, you haven’t played Bloodborne and now your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What the hell Nintendo! Look, releasing a game like Metroid Prime: Federation Force is okay if you announce an actual Metroid title as well, but if that’s all you have, then just save it. You don’t even need to have […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The world lost a couple of greats this week. As the world mourns for a legendary actor, we lost a member of our family. Our wonderful little dog Genevieve passed away after nearly fifteen years and it has broken our […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you haven’t seen Mad Max: Fury Road yet, what are you doing with your life? I don’t like to throw the term “classic” around but I’m pretty sure we’ll all be watching this film for a long time. When […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not a huge fan of McDonalds food, but I do enjoy a good wacky character. You don’t get much more nuts than a guy whose sole purpose in life is to burgle meat patties, and there’s a lot you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gilbert considers toilets to be crude, barbaric and a waste of good drankin’ water. As for not being able to operate a doorknob, that may be more like those people who are extremely booksmart but can’t boil water to make […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…