How many farts have been let on the chair you’re sitting in right now. Think about that the next time you’re at someone else’s home. Speaking of homes, I have to paint part of the outside of mine this weekend […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for April, 2016
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Way way back in the early oughts?…aughts? Back in the early 2000s, before I met my wife, I was dating a girl who gave me a cool shirt as a gift. The shirt fit me really well and I was […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s been quite a week. I now have access to a Microsoft Hololens, which is a magical device that turns you into Tony Stark. I used it to put a holographic chimp at my desk! That’s not even the best […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been testing out a Microsoft Hololens and It’s pretty cool, but I’ll relay more about that on friday. Right now I’m very tired and I think I’ll keep it short and just drop a time lapse video of last […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It looks like Baxter and Gilbert are being jerks to Bigfoot, but what you don’t know is that Bigfoot talks a lot of pregame shit. Another interesting Bigfoot fact: he always bunts, always. I finally started Dark Souls 3 and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s that time of year again folks, the Dark Souls are upon us. I haven’t actually gotten my copy yet but that’s only because Amazon won’t let you use reward dollars on a preorder for some reason. Now I have […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The singularity is close. The prophesied time when man and machine become one in holy matrimony. Find your silicon soulmate and destroy your privates by bashing them endlessly into it’s cold aluminum casing. THE FUTURE!! I finally saw the despecialized […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What magic is contained in gasoline that lies above the grasp of the regular folk? I’ll probably never know. I’ll be honest with you folks, I’ve been traveling around too much lately. I’m the type of person to whom travel […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
