Hey there, what are you doing? Put that down and come over here, let me spin you a yarn. One time I went to Applebee’s with my friends. I ate a steak and drank vodka, the meal was thoroughly alright. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for July, 2016
It’s been pretty quiet around here for the past few days. I made some chili today, if that’s something that interests you. It was delicious. I also made a delicious time lapse video for you:
Happy Fridaymas! I drew this comic in a hotel room on my old Surface Pro 1. I’m probably on a plane as you’re reading this, winging my way back to the hot and sweaty south. I have to say, the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This ride is a real lady killer… or it’s killed by ladies? One way or the other, ladies! Those headlights are made of premium dark lord too. This video is also premium:
Reggie must have gotten so drunk that he forgot all about the time he actually played Bear Simulator. I bet Bear Stimulator is an actual game too, you google it and let me know. I’m getting older this weekend, I’m gonna […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m gonna go ahead and assume that you are playing Pokemon Go. I’ve played video games almost my entire life and I’ve seen titles blow up before. I can think of multiple times that I’ve stood in an around the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m about to drop a truth bomb on you, internet. There’s no place you can go swimming where you aren’t steeping in just a little bit of piss. Human or fish, you are in it. Enjoy your summer. Oh yeah, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hope you had a fantastic fourth on Monday, even if you don’t live in the U.S. My family and I spent a good deal of ours in the car, passing between Tennessee and Alabama. It was kind of amazing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The air is thick as hell here in Alabama. On top of that it’s very hot. LETS TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER!!!!!!! Typically when the weather shifts, my head tries to explode. I’ve managed to avoid being laid up by severe […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…