The world’s smartest cow broke free of its meaty bonds this week and instead of giving it a damn medal and letting it retire to a nice Swiss farm, the cops hustled it’s ass right back to death row. I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Man, that drone needs to catch up on current events. This is a real invention, by the way. I’M GOING TO BED
I want to be very clear, I wish no harm to Gary Busey, whatsoever. I’m really not a huge fan of bad things happening to anyone, but when people you like and respect pass away, sometimes the brain starts doing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, as unbelievable as it is, there are people who want George “The Sandman” Lucas back at the helm of Star Wars. They want it bad enough to create a petition. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate Lucas bringing Star […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I saw a truck for Dr. Cool Heat and Air Repair the other day and the fellow driving it was, shall we say, lacking in outward cool. This guy didn’t have a katana. Hell, he didn’t even have a mustache. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey there loyal reader, I’m kinda taking a mulligan on this one so I can get Christmas ready for my daughter, but you have my word that I shall deliver a three comic week sometime in the near future to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t look it directly in the eyes, that’s how it marks you. There are people in my family (you know who you are) who do Elf on the Shelf and go all out, setting up amazing dioramas on a daily […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thanks be to you, readers! I hope you are having a week of full bellies and comfy naps. HAPPY TURKLE FLURKLE
Sometimes you need a tough old bird like Wilford to lay down the hard facts. PAC BETTER LAY OFF THE SNACKS
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Ah, good old comment sections. I’ve had one on this site a few times, and I got a couple friendly words, but when I compared that to the 40,000 spam comments about purses, Lipitor, and Lasik, or those classic ones […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…