I spent the holiday weekend at the beach with my family. I hadn’t been to the beach in years, unless you count a very cold day trip where all I got to do was look at the water and freeze […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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First there was pizza rat, now there’s salad bat. Someone should have told that bat to go after food that doesn’t get sealed inside an airless sack. Walmart’s never been my first choice for produce and after this it’s moved […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There has to have been at least one natural gas leak that ended tragically because of an excessive farter, right? P.S. I just got a squiggly line that indicates that “farter” is not a word. YOU LIE, SPELLCHECK!!
Why do we never hear about cat gentlemen? Surely they must exist, and yet we put all the onus on women. If the internet has taught me anything it’s that everyone is into cats… EVERYONE. If it weren’t for cats […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know how I pulled myself away from Breath of the Wild long enough to write this comic or this post, or to eat and sleep for that matter. This game has everything I’ve ever loved about Zelda with […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes, I take my dog outside and she pees and then wanders aimlessly around the yard for what feels like an eternity. Once we’re back inside, the dog having not pooped in the yard, she immediately goes to her food […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Westminster Dog Show is actually letting cats in. I did not make that up. It’s in a very limited capacity now, but I can foresee a time when pushing breakables off shelves is a major event. A lot of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I miss Samus too, Reggie. More in the way you miss an old friend than an old flame, but I miss her. There’s always been two very different sides to Samus, the tough-as-nails bounty hunter and the lady who runs […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This trick is something that my brothers and I would actually do when we were kids. We couldn’t afford the opulence of a true fighter’s vest. I did this again just a minute ago and, let me tell you, it’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m trying to learn a little more about coding everyday, for my noncomics job. If you don’t pay attention you can really screw your whole system up. I’m fairly confident in my ability to not destroy my computer, but the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
