I tell ya friends, it’s been a long couple of weeks. The wife has been working like crazy, I’ve been sick, and the kiddo has been going crazy from boredom. I also haven’t exactly been getting a ton of sleep […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Reggie’s always on the lookout for an opportunity to make lemonade out of a potential lawsuit. Myself, Ive spent most of the past few days being a snotty mess. That’s what happens when the temperature makes a few wild swings […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not going to say how I came about this knowledge but if you don’t properly maintain your belly button it will become a defacto secondary anus. Especially if it’s an inny. The More You Know
Finally, you too can dress like you’ve been dragged through a wet ditch. And at only $425, you sure as hell aren’t going to wish you’d bought a game system and something to play on it instead. I don’t know […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some people out there think that we’re essentially living in the Matrix. That everything around us is a digital construct concocted by advanced artificial intelligence, aliens, or even future humans. I generally don’t take much stock in that sort of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m a curious sort. I have a hard time passing an open door or a window without at least giving it a glance and I like to turn over big rocks to see what’s hanging out under them. I did […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First there was pizza rat, now there’s salad bat. Someone should have told that bat to go after food that doesn’t get sealed inside an airless sack. Walmart’s never been my first choice for produce and after this it’s moved […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It might not talk but I assure you, dear reader, the Darth Vader shower head is a real product. So, if your dream is to have Darth Vader stare soullessly into all of your crevices as he cleanses them with his robo-tears, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There has to have been at least one natural gas leak that ended tragically because of an excessive farter, right? P.S. I just got a squiggly line that indicates that “farter” is not a word. YOU LIE, SPELLCHECK!!
Sometimes I think it’s possible that I eat entirely too much cereal. Then I remember that there is no such thing as too much cereal.
