How does it keep getting in? I don’t know but there’s one in my dining room right now, hovering menacingly over the table where my family eats. Can I get a rabid possum to come take it’s place? That would honestly frighten me less.

I hope your house is elf free, but if it isn’t, I hear that watching my time lapse videos on repeat all day will drive them out. Oh sweet serendipity, I just happen to have one right here, enjoy: