Mario loves a good spectacle. Take it easy, you chicken-fried steaks!
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Whenever Mario gets “killed” by a goomba, I like to pretend that he’s just throwing the little guy a bone. Have a great weekend, you mouthy mushrooms!
Sometimes I wonder what my test results would be and then I think about how little it matters. Don’t get me wrong, it might be cool but it’s not like if I found out I’m mostly Scottish that I’d go […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
White gloves just seem like a horrible fashion choice for a plumber, even if your just unclogging sinks. Don’t do it…all you plumbers who read this comic voraciously. You know who you are. Have a great weekend, you sweaty brows!
Super Mario Odyssey is an absolute blast! The controls are tight, the music is catchy as hell, and every world oozes with charm. I’ve been getting deep into the photo mode as well, which is something I typically ignore in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With Super Mario Odyssey on the horizon, a game where Mario interacts with realistic human beings, Nintendo seems to be in a frenzy to show that, despite his cartoonish appearance, Mario is in fact a normal human man. Thus the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Of course Mario believes that rhino horn gives you power in your pee-pee. In his defense, he’s led a life that would point to that being a possibility. The ridiculous thing is that there are people in the real world […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is what happens when you’re catching up on Twin Peaks and watching a lot of footage of Super Mario Odyssey.
What can I say that hasn’t already been said a thousand times by now. The tragic events of this past weekend make it incredibly hard to think straight, let alone come up with anything humorous. I keep thinking about how […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I can remember a time before Mario was super, and to tell you the truth, it feels like it was just yesterday. My cousin had brought his NES over to my grandparents’ house and the whole family was downstairs taking […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
