Employers beware, wizards gonna wizard. Why do you think he spends all of his time adventuring and grabbing up goblin treasures and shit? Guy can’t hold down a 9-5. Got big plans for the weekend? Me, I’m gonna hopefully play […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah, there are people who don’t believe in globes. I’m not even going to dignify these idiots with a link, you can google it if you want your brain to hurt. C’MON DAMNIT, WE’RE BETTER THAN THIS
The world’s smartest cow broke free of its meaty bonds this week and instead of giving it a damn medal and letting it retire to a nice Swiss farm, the cops hustled it’s ass right back to death row. I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man, that drone needs to catch up on current events. This is a real invention, by the way. I’M GOING TO BED
I want to be very clear, I wish no harm to Gary Busey, whatsoever. I’m really not a huge fan of bad things happening to anyone, but when people you like and respect pass away, sometimes the brain starts doing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, as unbelievable as it is, there are people who want George “The Sandman” Lucas back at the helm of Star Wars. They want it bad enough to create a petition. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate Lucas bringing Star […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well I made it at least two posts into 2016 without making a dick joke. THROW ME A PARTY
Hey He-Man, whats the best type of animal to ride around? A cat? That sounds like a great idea, seeing as how cats are known for doing exactly what you tell them to. They also definitely DO NOT have a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Reggie probably should have slowed down after he decided that a diaper was proper attire for a grown man. He did not. Hopefully this will be the last comic I do from the road for a while. It’s always a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
