Finally, you too can dress like you’ve been dragged through a wet ditch. And at only $425, you sure as hell aren’t going to wish you’d bought a game system and something to play on it instead. I don’t know […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for April, 2017
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Some people out there think that we’re essentially living in the Matrix. That everything around us is a digital construct concocted by advanced artificial intelligence, aliens, or even future humans. I generally don’t take much stock in that sort of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s all be thankful that spiders can’t seem to get their shit together. May your weekend be spider free.
I spent the holiday weekend at the beach with my family. I hadn’t been to the beach in years, unless you count a very cold day trip where all I got to do was look at the water and freeze […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m a curious sort. I have a hard time passing an open door or a window without at least giving it a glance and I like to turn over big rocks to see what’s hanging out under them. I did […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First there was pizza rat, now there’s salad bat. Someone should have told that bat to go after food that doesn’t get sealed inside an airless sack. Walmart’s never been my first choice for produce and after this it’s moved […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m sure there are people out there who have no idea what’s going on in this comic. Those people need to play more Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. I’m about twenty shrines away from putting a bow on. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It might not talk but I assure you, dear reader, the Darth Vader shower head is a real product. So, if your dream is to have Darth Vader stare soullessly into all of your crevices as he cleanses them with his robo-tears, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
