There were four boxes of Pop-Tarts in my house. Now there’s only one…and it’s Wildberry. It will remain in my home forever because no one here, including my small child who will devour anything even remotely sugary, will eat them. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey everybody, I’m sick! The sinus fairy has blessed me once again and as the seasons turn, so too does my brain into a bowl of snotty mush. Hope your enjoying your health, you smug cats!
Metroid is back baby!! I’m so glad that my favorite franchise is still alive and kicking that I’ll even give Nintendo a pass for only releasing the Legacy Edition of Metroid: Samus Retuns in Europe. Sure, one could argue that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With Super Mario Odyssey on the horizon, a game where Mario interacts with realistic human beings, Nintendo seems to be in a frenzy to show that, despite his cartoonish appearance, Mario is in fact a normal human man. Thus the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Len Wein passed away recently and if you aren’t familiar with who he is, I’ll fill you in a little bit. He’s only the person who invented Wolverine, Swamp thing, and co-created a host of other great characters. So every […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not to brag, but I got a new two new pairs of shoes recently. One pair cost 15 bucks and the other was a gift. I liked the 15 dollar shoes a lot and I kept thinking,”These shoes are great […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’re gonna claim that something is a hotdog it has to be made of quintessential hotdog parts. Stay safe out there this weekend, you mightiest of ducks!
Belts: are we using them right? You tell me, because I have no clue. I’m wearing one as a headband right now.
Everyone will tell you not to look into the sun but where are all the people telling you not to touch the sun with your privates? Is it just me? Yes it is, because I’m the only one looking out […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
